10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Welcome to kicker school
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)