10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'