10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers