10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."