10 Random Poker Quotes

Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.