10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.