10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.