10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright