10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Welcome to kicker school
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"