10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.