10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for loners.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.