10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.