10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.