10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)