10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.