10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.