10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio