10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)