10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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