10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.