10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.