10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!