10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!