10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.