10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth