10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant