10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Welcome to kicker school