10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)