10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.