10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS