10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright