10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers