10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977