10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.