10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack