10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus