10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.