10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• It's Free To Fold...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.