10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak