10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.