10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz