10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.