10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for loners.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak