10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.