10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare