10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!