10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."