10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!