10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim