10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.